My Six-Word Memoir

A few years ago – when the Web Was Young(er) .. some folks at Smith Magazine solicited six-word memoirs from those of us using this neat new service called twittr  (yes – there was no "e" back then).

I sent one in and forgot about it until yesterday Rachel Fershleiser e-mailed me and told me that my six-word was going to be published in the new expanded edition of Not-Quite-What-I-Was-Planning.
Drum roll .. what is my six-word?  (I had to e-mail Rachel for it .. I had no idea what it was) …
"Dad dreams different mousetrap. Oops. Again."